SHROOM DISPENSARY

Did you realise you can now buy magic mushrooms from an online dispensary? Yup, that’s right. You can get a shroom order right from your couch, delivered straight to your door.

No matter whether the pandemic or the cold weather has led you to be shut up inside for long periods of time without much access to your regular shrooms guy, we’re here to make getting your hands on psilocybin mushrooms way easier.

Mail Order Shrooms

Mail order shrooms simply means shrooms that are bought online and delivered to you, rather than bought in a physical dispensary or from a dealer. They’re easily ordered on a magic mushroom dispensary website and are sent to you just like your regular mail.

Are Shrooms Legal?

Technically, no. Psilocybin mushrooms have been a scheduled drug for a while now under the Controlled Drugs and Substances Act, which makes them illegal. However, as they’re not harmful to a persons’ health, police forces such as Vancouver Police have admitted that they don’t generally monitor the sale of magic mushrooms online as they are instead focused on the opioid epidemic happening across Canada.

There has long been a call for the legalization of psilocybin mushrooms in Canada, particularly because of their benefit to many mental medical conditions. This has largely manifested itself in selling shrooms online as a form of civil disobedience. Activists such as Dana Larsen who were instrumental in the legalization of marijuana are at the forefront of those pushing for the opening up of the law to include psychedelic substances.

These activists have started up medicinal mushroom dispensary businesses online to provide psilocybe mushrooms, such as the golden teacher shroom, to people who are seeking their medicinal benefits. They’re aiming to achieve in Canada something similar to what Los Angeles, and some other locations in the United States, have recently done- at the very least decriminalizing mushrooms, if not legalizing them.

Because of the Vancouver police statements regarding the lack of policing around the sale of psilocybe mushrooms, buying shrooms from an online dispensary is perfectly safe- if anyone were to get into trouble, it would be the dispensary and not the people buying from it. Even then, it’s highly unlikely that the dispensary would ever be prosecuted.

How to buy shrooms online?

Buying shrooms online is easier than it’s ever been. No matter whether you’re looking for a medicinal mushroom dispensary or you’re just after some magic mushrooms for a wild trip, there’s a dispensary out there for you.

If you’re looking to use shrooms for their medicinal benefits or as an alternative to medical marijuana, you’ll probably want to look into using Medicinal Mushroom Dispensary, which is run by Dana Larsen. It uses medical records to work out a microdosage amount of golden teacher magic mushrooms for those suffering with mental illnesses.

However, if you’re wanting the traditional magic mushroom experience, you’re best off coming to the experts of tripping- Shrooms247! There are similar mushroom dispensary businesses across Canada, but none as good as ours!

As long as you’re not buying from a medicinal mushroom dispensary (where you have to become a registered and documented member), the process placing a magic mushroom order online is basically the exact same as how you would place an order for anything else online.

Simply browse your products- whether that’s raw magic mushrooms, edibles, or anything inbetween- then add them to your cart and checkout. Once you’ve input your details at the checkout, you’ll be given instructions on how to pay via Interac E-Transfer. It’s simple, quick, and the most discreet method of payment.

If you come across any problems at any point, feel free to reach out to our customer service team! A bunch of professional shroom heads, they really know what they’re talking about when it comes to both psilocybe mushrooms and outstanding customer service.

Benefits?

There are many benefits to buying your shrooms online instead of foraging for them or getting them from the local neighbourhood dealer.

  1. Guaranteed safety. As our shrooms are grown specially from spores in our British Columbia store, they’re guaranteed to be the best and safest strains. When you forage for them yourself, you run the risk of misidentifying the shrooms and accidentally taking a poisonous funghi!
  2. Quality. With each mushroom batch being carefully monitored as they grow in our store, you’re guaranteed the best quality of shrooms around. We only ever grow them in the very best conditions to ensure their potency.
  3. Quick shipping. Shipping only takes 2-3 days through Canada Xpresspost, meaning you can have mushrooms at your door in no time! Shipping is also free on orders over $199, making us a friendly service to use when you’re buying in bulk!
  4. Customer service. As our staff are trained in both excellent customer service and in mushroom care, they’re experts when it comes to answering any and all questions you may have about everything shrooms related!
  5. Discreet. Our products always come in plain, unmarked packaging to ensure your privacy when ordering from us.
  6. You don’t have to leave the house! If you’re working from home at the minute, it’s unlikely you’ll want to venture outside just to get your shrooms fix. Why bother, when you can order them right from your home? Avoid the cold weather and COVID!

What To Expect with Magic Mushrooms

If you’ve never taken psilocybe mushrooms before, it’s normal to feel a little nervous about how to take them or what they might feel like. Here’s a little guide to tripping if you’re a newbie.

How do I take them?

Mushrooms can be taken in a variety of ways, so don’t feel like you’re doing it wrong by choosing one method over another.

Typically, mushrooms are eaten. You can eat them just as they are, though they’re not very tasty, or put them into some form of food to make them a little more palatable.

Another common way of taking mushrooms is to brew them into tea, which is also a little more pleasant than eating them dry.

Alternatively, you can buy pre-made shroom edibles, such as chocolates, or you can microdose shrooms. Microdosing them allows you to attain the benefits they have in terms of creativity and increasing positivity, without experiencing any hallucinogenic effects.

What do Shrooms feel like?

There is no universal feeling to how shrooms feel- most peoples’ experiences vary. It largely depends on your mental state going into it, and your environment while you’re tripping.

Provided you were in a good mindset before taking shrooms, you should reap their full benefits. Many people have very transformative experiences when they take shrooms; it allows them to shed their ego and release anxieties they may have been experiencing.

Your senses are generally slightly altered, meaning what you see can be altered, as well as what you touch. Shrooms are incredibly fun and there’s no reason to be scared of them, though where possible you should always take your first trip with someone you trust, just for a sense of security.

Are there any risks?

Not really! You can’t overdose on shrooms. The only risks would be having a ‘bad trip’- i.e., you’re not in a sound mental state before trying shrooms- or taking the wrong type of shroom, which can only happen if you’re foraging for them (this risk is therefore eliminated by buying online).

Alternative to Medical Marijuana?

Some people turn to shrooms when they want the positive mental effects of medicinal marijuana without the high. Shrooms are easier to microdose and some debate it can be better than taking some form of CBD.

Of course, we welcome this transition. In Canada, the cannabis industry is so huge now that most people have tried marijuana in some form or another, but are still perhaps slightly skeptical about the humble shroom. That’s understandable given that they weren’t widely available until recently.

If there’s something about medicinal marijuana you don’t enjoy, or you just want to try a range of more ‘natural’ medical options, shrooms are definitely a good way to go. Whether microdosed or taken at full dosage, users report feeling uplifted, more creative, and less anxious than usual.

This is largely why there is such a big push to have shrooms legalized in Canada.

It’s also worth noting, however, that just because you want to try shrooms or you enjoy them, doesn’t mean you have to give up on marijuana. We don’t necessarily recommend doing both at the same time, but there’s no reason why you can’t use both alternately.

Final Thoughts

Getting your hands on mushroom products is quicker and easier than ever before. They’re fun and also a great way to relieve some symptoms of mental health issues.

To buy, simply place your order in the same way you’d place an order for all the other stuff you buy online.

Browse our wide selection today for top quality shrooms at the lowest prices! Got questions? No problem! Just get in touch with us and we’ll happily navigate you through the process.

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